Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.