Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Short Bus Jokes More Short Bus Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.