Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.