Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Short Bus Jokes More Short Bus Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.