Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.