Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.