Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.