Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.