Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.