What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.