What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!