How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.