How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

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2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What does 1+1=?

Window.