How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River