What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)