What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner