What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner