What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling