How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.