How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.