What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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They prefer to use Norse code.

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Laika boss.