What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile