What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.