What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon