How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Real World Jokes More Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....