How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!