How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."