How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.