How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side