How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part