Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"