Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients