Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.