Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

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Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.