Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.