Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.