Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.