What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.