What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.