What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.