What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home