What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

English Jokes More English Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim