What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.