What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!