What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn