What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.