What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.