What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.