What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.