What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool