What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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He liked to chop and change !

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Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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