What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.