What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear