What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.