What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?