What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars