What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana