What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.