What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it