What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi