Dot Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

removed

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Brown Woman Jokes More Brown Woman Jokes

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Morse Toad Jokes More Morse Toad Jokes

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!