Remorse code
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
7-Eleven on the dot.
Re-morse code
Connect the Dots.
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Legolas
A Tolkien Ring network.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
The clap.
An apology from the condom factory!
Miso sorry...
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Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Because they see sharp.