Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.