Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.