Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)