Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.