Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!