Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.