Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit