Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.