Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.