What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.