What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!