What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.