Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.