Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!