Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

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When you repost it.

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With lots of Avogadro!

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Pardon me"

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They go to the polls and vote.

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By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Progressive.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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Bernie.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...