Bernie Supporter Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Roommate Jokes More Roommate Jokes

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing