What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Who would win?

everyone

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.