What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.