What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap