What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.