What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.