What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.