Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !