Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs