Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.