Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.