Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!