Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.