Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /