Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water