Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.