Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...