What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!