What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!