What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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