What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip