What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.