Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
One
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
It just makes cents.
Second Caribou: A maybee.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Divorced.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
