Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
To get to the other side!
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Smallpox
Popcorn, of course!
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
What's fastest thing in the world?
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Divorced.