How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.