How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !