How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam