How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.