How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!