What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*