What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred