What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar