How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections