How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section