How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.