How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.