Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies