Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.