Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies