Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41