How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms