How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.