What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.