What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?