What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"