What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.