What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code