Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance