Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !