Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !