Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.