Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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He was a good conductor.

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What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.