Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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You can lick a plate dry

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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It's just so hard to pull out.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.