Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.