Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)