Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways