Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate