Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.