What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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The specific ocean.

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What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.