What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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They had No Quarter

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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In Iraq.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.