Allahu Akhbarrrr"
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Please Get Out The Pool"
Because they're constant in a pool.
Bob.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
A midwife crisis.
Piscine.
A watermeloncollie.
Because they have pool
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
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Sinko :D
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Paddy O'Furniture
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
Air bubbles.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Say "Get out of the pool."
Driftwood
When it's past your eyes.
You ask them to leave.
Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.
CANNIBAL!!!
Cinco.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Two women playing pool.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Ask them to get out of the pool.
The specific ocean.
A: They always scratch.
Bob
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Marco Polio
I rack.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
Because he always shoots the black one first.
It deep ends.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Stealth Bomber
7 tees, 30 eggs
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
A llahu akbar
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
Because...bros before hose!
James Bonding bah dun tss
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
J.C. Penny
Penny ...